The butterfly and the banana skin

The banana skin lay slap bang in the midpoint of the road. Tommy a prison warden, riding his bike on his way back from the shops. Where he had bought 3 tins of organic peas and a frozen turkey, the inmates were having it for a myopic treat, he didnt spot it in time. The banana skin was in like manner slippy he hit the ground softly along with the peas unfortunately the turkey hit a rock, and took off down the road at great speed. Round one corner and round the next, it ultimately ground to a halt after causing 6,500 pounds worth of damage to vehicles back along its descend course route.Jennifer came to her door a look of amazement crossed her face, how could a frozen turkey precedent so much damage she thought to her self. She glanced ten yards back up the road at her 1964 interbreeding mustang convertible, which flat needed a raw(a) rear tyre. Unfortunately the only place she new slightly in town where one of these rare items could be acquired was a place called big bobbys mustang palace, which would soon be shut. She hopped in her second car, a faded mint blue jet Chevy coupe, reversed out of the father and off she went. Tommy by this time had reached the bottom of the road and was now retrieving his turkey from some ones front garden.Jennifer was now travelling at a speed unacceptable for the type of road she was driving on. Poor Karen a twenty something year old cocktail waitress from Moca-Choca-Rinos around the corner didnt see the car that hit her. A witness bob Jones who saw the incident from his house across the street said, The car was American, and light green in colour but I didnt get a close look.Karens boss Steve as he is known was now down a waitress, and it was happy hour in 10 minutes. At the end of the night his total loss was estimated at 689. In the morning there was a bash at the door, it was the bank. He needed 4556 but he only had 4256 he had 2 days to come along up with the cash before he was declared bankrupt. He had no cho ice he knew what had to be done.The next morning the fireman were scraping through the burnt timber trying to find the address of the fire. Steve was there on the phone to the insurance company he was claiming 20,000 the case was up in flirt in 4 hours time. It flew by and before he knew it he was sitting in the courtroom in front of judge Malone. He had explained his case and the judge was about to give him the money when the doors to the courtroom opened. A firemen walked in with a can of petrol in his hand and big smile on their face. The new evidence proves that Mr Steven Donaldson was guilty of fraud and sentenced to 5 years imprisonment. He sat in his cell the little hatch in the door opened the food was pushed through. He was suddenly cheered up by the perceptivity in his mouth yum yum turkey.